September 15, 2006

military grade chicken

besides General Tso's chicken and The colonel's fried chicken, there are other recipes for military grade chicken:

sergeant flagga cheese chicken (swedish recipe - available off menu on thursday nights at IKEA)
lieutenant dane's got shrimp (louisiana recipe - Lt. Dane developed it in Kuala Lumpur while shaking off a nasty case of syphilis)
Private Rico's chicken leg (from the depths of Bolivia, a recipe for exactly one chicken leg. Served with chilled water)
Captain Claude's Chicken Casserole (midwestern recipe, demands no spices, amazingly bland)
Major Studebaker's dancing crocodile (I have no idea, but I hear it tastes like chicken)

Picture of Ho chi min, who oddly enough looks like a mix of general Tso and the Colonel. VEERD.

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August 23, 2006

he ain't crazy, he's my brother

We've all heard the story from town gossip, or seen the arch on a tv miniseries:

Three brothers, raised in the mid to late 20th century in Regularburg.

the first born, model citizen, straight A's through all of school, devotes his life to the service of molding young minds as a teacher. Always with a smile, quick nod and a wink as he strolls down main st in his chinos. Mr. First born is *quite* the catch ladies. Unless you suspect he has a dark and deep secret...

The second born, envious of the attention lavished on his older brother is the problem child, who could have used some psychotropic drugs during puberty. He falls in with the wrong crowds, and sooner rather than later, he runs off to be the family troublemaker who keeps getting one of his brothers to post bail.

And of course the quiet last one. Everyone secretly thought he would off himself by the age of 15. instead, he goes off and becomes a recluse mathematician, to be revealed as the true family genius.

get the full family portrait after the jump.

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May 28, 2006

Just throwing this out there

I don't have the time to do the research, but I do enjoy coming up with theories. I'd like to share my latest one with you lucky Mawopi readers. Any of you that want to hit the books and back up the theory please do. Those of you that are haters, word is bond, prove me wrong.

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Rap music is an attempt to redeem the brutal gayness of 80's soul music


Links
Mtume, Juicy Fruit lyrics
50 Cent, Candy Shop Lyrics
Rap Dictionary
Gay Nigger Association of America

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